An irritable woman, frustrated by her consistently late-coming husband, made a drastic decision. She left a note, expressing her discontent and declaring her departure, instructing him not to bother following her. Curious about his reaction, she hid under the bed.
Upon his arrival, she overheard him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. She watched him discover the note and observed as he walked towards the dresser. After a brief pause, he wrote something on the note and proceeded to make a phone call.
Intrigued, she listened as he spoke, discovering his apparent elation at her departure. He expressed eagerness to see someone else, requesting a specific attire and anticipating engaging in intimate activities. The husband hung up, grabbed his keys, and left, with the woman hearing the car drive away as she emerged from under the bed.
Consumed by anger and tears, she seized the note to uncover his written response: “I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.”
